Dispatcher:
Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown
house on the corner.
Dispatcher: Do you have an address
Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why
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Dispatcher:
Caller: Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham
and cheese sandwich.
Dispatcher: Excuse me
Caller: I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen
table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had
taken a bite out of it.
Dispatcher: Was anything else taken
Caller: No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired
of it
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Dispatcher:
Caller: I'm trying to reach
an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same
thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.
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Dispatcher:
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two
minutes apart
Dispatcher: Is this her first child
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!
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Dispatcher:
Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breat
Darn....I think I'm going to pass out
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from
Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster
Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble
breathing
Caller: Running from the Police
خیلی با حال بود مخصوصا اون پیر مرده که به شماره ایراد می گیره!
هاهاهاها....
انیشتین گفته «دو چیز نهایت ندارد، فضا و میزان حماقت مردم. البته مطمئن نیستم اولی بی نهایت باشد.»
تکراری بود! خانم ! کدوم پیرمرده؟!اونکه زن بوده اولا تازه از کجا معلوم پیر بوده؟!!
عشق بجز عشق چه پاداشی دارد ؟
درسته که پیشتر خونده بودمشون ولی خب دوباره خوندنشون هم خیلی بد نبود!
گفته شاید پیر باشم اما احمق نیستم
در ضمن مگه خانم ها احمق میشن؟ معلومه که مرد بوده!
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