کوتاهترین داستان جهان!

 

                                              Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy "Will you marry me?" The guy said "NO

   And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, traveling, had lots of friends, drank martinis, always had a clean house and never had to cook.

 

THE END

NEW MOBILE OPERATOR TO COME TO AZERBAIJAN NEXT YEAR

A new mobile operator will enter Azerbaijan’s mobile communication.

The Ministry of Communication and Information Technologies said that two companies have appealed to the ministry to render mobile services.

The Ministry of Communication and Information Technologies of Azerbaijan says that the mobile market will revive by the new operators, as these companies will offer new services. Meanwhile, the two operators, currently rendering service to customers in Azerbaijan will to increase the number of offered services.

Additionally, fees for mobile services will fall down. The Ministry of Communication and Information Technologies considers that the raise in number of mobile operators will cause no problems in frequencies. Every operator has its own frequencies and they act within that frequency. Some 1 million and 800 thousand Azeri citizens have mobile telephones. It means that in Azerbaijan 23 out of every 100 persons have mobile phones. Despite the figure is lower than the average world levels, Azerbaijan takes one of the leading places among CIS member countries.

 

Step forward

Women in Saudi Arabia have taken part in an election, both as voters and as candidates, for the first time

Seventeen women and 54 men are competing for the 12 seats on the board of the Chamber of Commerce in the Saudi business capital, Jeddah

 

Into the new millennium

2000 - Assassination attempt on Karabakh President Arkadiy Gukasyan fails. Samvel Babayan, Karabakh's former defence minister, is jailed for 14 years for masterminding attack.

اینجا امدن ما به باکو از قلم افتاده   

2001
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Azerbaijan becomes full member of Council of Europe, though council officials criticise it over human rights record.

US-brokered talks on Nagorno-Karabakh, held between Azerbaijani and Armenian presidents, end without result.

US lifts aid ban, imposed during Nagorno-Karabakh conflict, after Azerbaijan provides airspace and intelligence after 11 September attacks.

Talks between five Caspian countries on ownership of the sea continue all year but are inconclusive. Azerbaijan, Georgia and Turkey reach agreement on oil and gas pipelines linking Caspian fields with Turkey.

Azerbaijan officially shifts to the Latin alphabet for the Azeri language, the fourth alphabet
change in a century.

اما هنوذ بیشتر مردم و بخصوص خانمها ترجیح میدند روسی حرف بزنند و بنوبسند هر چند که مکاتبات رسمی به زبان اذری باید یاشه

2002 May - Pope John Paul II makes his first visit to
Azerbaijan and appeals for an end to religious wars.

2002 August - Referendum on amendments to constitution said to get strong support from voters. Critics allege irregularities, say poll is ruse to allow president to hand over power to his son.

2002 September - Construction work starts on multi-billion-dollar pipeline to carry Caspian oil from Azerbaijan to Turkey via Georgia.

Political succession

2003 August - Aliyev appoints his son, Ilham, as prime minister.

2003 October - Ilham Aliyev wins landslide victory in presidential poll said by observers not to reach international standards. Opposition protests met with police violence; hundreds arrested.

2003 December - Heydar Aliyev dies in a US hospital, aged 80. He was being treated for heart and kidney problems.

یکی از باشکوه ترین , منظم ترین و دیدنی ترین تشییع جنازه ای که تاریخ به خودش دیده بود برگزار شد البته  در مقایسه با مراسم سال 68میشه گفت هیچ بود

2005 March - Thousands mourn after journalist Elmar Huseynov, an outspoken critic of the authorities, shot dead in
Baku
.

2005 May - Western diplomats voice concern after police use force to prevent opposition rally in Baku on eve of opening ceremony for Baku-Tbilisi-Ceyhan pipleine.

سعی میکنم از اینجا به بعدشو مرتب بنویسم اگه این تنبلی بذازه

Contract of the century

1994 - Azerbaijan signs what it calls the "contract of the century" with a consortium of international oil companies for the exploration and exploitation of three offshore oil fields.

1995 - Government troops crush rebellion by Rovshan Jovadov's special police. He and dozens of other rebels are killed.

Nagorno-Karabakh, now acting as an independent republic, holds legislative elections. Robert Kocharyan, formerly head of Karabakh's State Defence Committee, becomes executive president.

The New Azerbaijan Party, led by President Aliyev, wins the majority of seats in independent Azerbaijan's first multi-party elections, which, observers say, fail to meet international standards. Azerbaijan's new constitution is approved in a referendum.

1996 - Incumbent President Robert Kocharyan retains his post in direct presidential elections in Karabakh.

1997 - Robert Kocharyan leaves Karabakh to become prime minister in Armenia. Foreign Minister Arkadiy Gukasyan is elected Karabakh president.

Former PM Surat Huseynov is extradited from Russia. Following a lengthy trial for high treason he is eventually sentenced to life imprisonment.

Aliyev and his Armenian counterpart Levon Ter-Petrossian agree to OSCE proposal for staged Karabakh solution. The Armenian leader is criticized at home for making too many concessions and subsequently resigns.

The first oil is produced by the Azerbaijani International Operating Company under the "contract of the century".

1998 - Opposition activists arrested at protests against what they say are unfair elections in which Heydar Aliyev is returned as president. International observers report irregularities.

Death penalty abolished.

راستش خیلی دوست داشتم یه نفر بود که در مورد اون سالها می تونست برام حرف بزنه یه شاهد عینی ولی متاسفانه از بین هم سن و سالهای خودمون  کسی رو سراغ ندارم با اینکه این سالها زیاد هم دور نیست! اما مردم اینجا میشه گفت اصلا سیاسی نیستند و کاری به کار سیاست ندارند هر چند که من معتقدم این مسایل از سیاست گذشته و در واقع روزهای زندگی ماست که داره در دست سیاستمداران سپری میشه 

INTERNATIONAL CONFERENCE ON RELIGION STARTED IN BAKU

2005-09-20

The twenty percent territories of Azerbaijan are under Armenian occupation and every Muslim in the world must be concerned of this fact said Haji Allahshukur Pashazadeh, head of the Caucasus Muslim Board at two-day international conference ‘Solidarity of Islamic Communities’ opened in Baku on Tuesday with organization support from the CCB and the Culture Center of Iranian embassy in Baku, reports.

The key objective of the event was study of issues linked with the search of ways of rapprochement among different trends of Islam and prevention of attempts for use of the religion as an ideology of terror. Attending the forum were employees of the embassies of the Islamic countries accredited in Azerbaijan, as well as representatives from Islamic communities of Georgia, Uzbekistan, Iran, muftis from different regions of Russia and heads of the religious confessions existing in the country.

Cleric leader of the Caucasus said there were many people in different parts of world using Islam for their bad intention. He called to struggle against those and not to allow those create division within the religion and go against the ideas of Islam which are brotherhood and peace.Chairman of OCM Haji Allahshukur Pashazade addressing the conference, said that the goal is to achieve the solidarity of Muslims.

A.Pashazade also stated that the conference has no link with the political matters. The Sheikh underlined the possibility of solving some problems in a number of Muslim countries by means of solidarity and union. He emphasized that Azerbaijan can be an example to most countries concerning religious tolerance and solidarity:” For instance, we can unite for struggling against Wahhabism. Wahhabis are busy in harmful activity by committing terror acts today.

Dagestan is one of the territories facing much more terror acts now”.

Touching on the Garabagh problem, the Sheikh stressed that none of Azerbaijanis will consent to the occupation of 20% territories of his country.
 
Secretary General of International Academy of Reconcile of Islamic Faiths Mahammad Ali Taskhiri also addressed the conference, stressing the importance of solidarity of Islam followers. According to him, Muslim countries face a lot of problems due to the lack of this solidarity: “I believe that, this conference will be of great importance in the solidarity of Muslims”. “During centuries Azerbaijan is fore post of Islam in the region and the world community appreciates tolerant social environment formed in the country,” Ilham Aliyev, the Azerbaijani President, wrote in the message to the participants of the 2-day international conference on solidarity of Islam communities. The message says that the Azerbaijani nation always demonstrated adherence to Islam and made their contribution on the enrichment of the Islam civilization. The current problems could be solved within the global program voiced by former President Heydar Aliyev at the international symposium ‘Islam civilization in the Caucasus’.

خدا رو شکر ما این کنفرانسها و همایشها رو داریم وگرنه چیکار می کردیم ؟

Soviet era ends in violence

1988 - Nagorno-Karabakh region seeks to become part of Armenia. Ethnic Azerbaijanis begin to leave Karabakh and Armenia and ethnic Armenians leave Azerbaijan. At least 26 ethnic Armenians and six Azerbaijanis are killed in violence in Azerbaijani town of Sumqayit.

1990 - Ethnic strife between Armenians and Azeris escalates. Azeri nationalist Popular Front rallies support amid growing disorder.

Trouble flares along border between Nakhichevan exclave and Iran as rioters destroy border installations. Tension eases after Soviet and Iranian authorities agree to ease restrictions on crossing between the two countries.

Dozens die in interethnic violence in Baku. Popular Front demonstrators demand resignation of communist authorities. Soviet troops use force to end unrest, killing at least 100 people. Azeri nationalists put death toll at several hundred.

Ayaz Mutallibov becomes Azeri Communist Party leader.

Communist Party later retains power in multiparty elections but parliament has an opposition for the first time.

1991 - After failed coup attempt in Moscow, Azeri parliament votes to restore independence. In elections boycotted by opposition, Mutallibov becomes president.

Heydar Aliyev becomes leader of the Azerbaijani exclave of Nakhichevan.

Leadership of Nagorno-Karabakh declares the region an independent republic. Inter-ethnic hostilities escalate.